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So ILB was curious if I would actually do this so here goes. That is what happens if you say something only slightly like a challenge. Yes I’m competitive like that.

So this is the part where I have to share 11 random facts about me. Enjoy!

1. I don’t eat blue M&M’s, they make me go weird and hyper so I avoid those for my own good.

2. I can speak 5 languages.

3. I’ve sung Wonderwall once on a podium, live, only 2 hours of preparation, with about 200 people as audience and just a guitarist. We had to start over twice. Only once by me because I forgot the lyrics.

4. Relaxing is not one of my strong points, especially with a brain that goes all kinds of places on its own.

5. Answering emails is the worst thing ever for me. I forget, they get lost in my inbox, I don’t know what to say when my brain is fried.

6. I’m extremely shy when it comes to hitting on women or being hit on by women. Yes I’m a total dork when it comes to that.

7. I don’t actively follow the news, it’s just too depressing and I have enough things on my mind to worry about already without it.

8. I’m really competitive. Really Competitive. See how I’m doing this and not ignoring it like most of these things? That’s because ILB challenged me by saying ‘just to see if she will.’

9. Snacks seem to vanish in thin air around me. Even sugary ones. Not sure why.

10. I love bad B or C movies. They are the best!

11. I sleep kiss. Yes. Happens a lot that my boyfriend goes out of bed before me and I apparently kiss him while I’m still asleep.

Some fun questions from ILB himself!

一 Why did you decide to start a sex blog, in five words or less?

Because I wanted to.

二 What’s your favourite subgenre of porn, if you have one, and why? Give us an example.

Well I’m quite kinky and devious but I don’t watch porn.

三 British music or American music?

Dutch music. Yes I’m that rebelious. But that’s mostly because I don’t have a real preference between Britisch and American music. Both have their merits and good artists that I like but I will always love certain Dutch music more.

四 Think of an adjective to describe your best orgasms.

Tricky

五 Hold it now, and watch me hoodwink; does it make you stop, think?

I’ll admit, I had to look this one up. I do like the Aquaman reference!

六 Have you ever seen an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? What did you think of it?

I haven’t seen it, supposedly it’s quite scary though…

七 If you had to choose one single sex act for the rest of your life, which can’t be penetrative sex, what would it be?

I’d go for masturbation, since that way I at least have orgasms for the rest of my life.

八 Faith, hope or charity?

I feel like this questions needs more context or explanation but I think I would go with faith because you can do a lot with faith. Especially having faith in your own capabilities can get you a long way.

九 If you want to be horny, what’s the first thought that pops into your head? Why specifically that one?

Yeah… with my ADD, anything can pop into my head. If I want to be horny the first thought is what to read if I want to masturbate or I’ll go find my boyfriend.

十 Are you, have you ever been, or were you raised as, a follower of a religious or spiritual belief?

Not really, unless you count Sunday school. I went to a public school where they taught us all kinds of things about all different kinds of religion. Otherwise, if you want to put me in a box, I would be an atheist.

十一 Complete the following quote however you wish: “Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice and lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water’s great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song shall fail: thus the Earth shall turn to ash. Oh, chosen one, bring together these treasures three: their power combined tames…”

the fury of them all. (Yeah I’m bad at this, obviously)

Normally this is the part where you nominate others and make up some questions for them, but me being rebellious I decided not to. You can feel free to steal questions and make up your own. Just because it’s fun to know random things!