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TMI: Cocks!

By On January 9, 2012 In TMI With 5 Comments Permanent Link to TMI: Cocks!Permalink
1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?
A bit of both is important I think. With only width or length you wouldn’t come that far obviously. It counts what you do with it and not how it looks.
But if you would put a gun to my head and make me choose I would have to choose I would go for length, cause I do like it deep…..

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?
I haven’t encountered one that was too big for me so far.

3. Best place to put a penis?
Best place to put it with me is my pussy of course, no doubt about that! But I don’t mind it in my mouth either and the penis doesn’t mind that at all either.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?
First I would play with it and then I would try and have sex with it of course! 
Also a important one I would want to try then is pee standing up, because I can then.

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

This one is more tricky to answer cause I have no clue how it feels for a penis to be inside a vagina. But I can sure imagine B and C to be very pleasant to visit.

TMI New Year

By On January 3, 2012 In TMI With 3 Comments Permanent Link to TMI New YearPermalink
1. Finish this sentence: In the New Year _________ .
In the New Year, I’ll keep (most) of my resolutions to myself and the ones I’ll share will be the naughty ones.

2. Do you make New Year’s Resolutions? If yes, what are they for 2012?
I did make a few resolutions but mostly it’s more of a bucket list instead of a list with resolutions. 
-I’d love to go at least once this year to a sexclub and have fun there.
-I’d love to get spanked properly for the first time
-I’d love to be tied up properly
-I’d love to try more things I haven’t done yet (sexually) and explore and experiment more of myself
-I’d love to be able to make myself cum by my own fingers (yes, I’m to spoiled with my vibrator)
3.Did you make New Year’s Resolutions for last year?
If I did, I don’t remember anymore, but my guess is that I just didn’t have any. 

4. What was your most memorable sexual happening/experience in 2011?
This definitely was my first visit to a sex club with my boyfriend. You can read all about it here if you’re interested.This was amazing and fun and this was certainly a very good experience.

Bonus: What was your most memorable experience (activity, event, etc.) in 2011?
My most memorable (non sexual) experience of 2011 was partying the last of 2011 away with my friends at New Years Eve. This was totally awesome and the best New Years Eve I ever had, loads of laughs, booze and of course the best party pictures ever.

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TMI Questionable Invitations

By On December 13, 2011 In TMI With 2 Comments Permanent Link to TMI Questionable InvitationsPermalink

Questionable Invitations

1. You have been invited to a lingerie party at the Playboy Mansion.
Do you accept? What do you wear?

Of course I would accept, because it’s the Playboy Mansion and usually a lot of famous people walk around there and I love to watch (and no not stalk).
What to wear when I would go? I would go in a more Burlesque outfit I think, but still covering enough for the imagination 😉

2.(for women) You have been invited to a private dinner at Godfather’s Pizza by Herman Cain.
(for men) The wife of a Fortune 500 CEO, reputed to have had extramarital relationships, invites you to a private dinner when the husband is out of town.
Do you accept? Why or why not?

I had no idea who this guy even is, so I looked him up and when I saw him I was like…. noooo. I’d rather have the question for men cause I would go and have dinner with the wife. Sounds waaaaay better then eating Pizza with Herman Cain. 

3. Charlie Sheen (for women) or Your favorite female porn star (for men) is making a movie in the city where you live. You happen to meet him/her, and he/she suggests you stop by his/her hotel for a drink?
Do you go?

Again, why do the men get all the better options? I would love to have a drink with a porn star, but then again I would also have a drink with Charlie Sheen. Probably cause I want to know if he’s really that bad or it’s all an act. (Yes I’m a very curious girl, and love to snoop around)  

4. Your boss (of the opposite sex) who has been very flirty with you insists that when you’ve finished a project by working late or on a weekend you bring it by his/her house immediately?
Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you go alone or take a friend along?

Hey if it’s your work, of course I would drop it off. It’s not that weird, what’s weird is getting a ride to school from your gym teacher. It might be a bit awkward but doesn’t have sex written all over it.Totally different story if there was added that the boss opens the door scarcely dresses and invites you in… Okay my mind is distracted now, how about yours? 

5. You’re working on a political campaign. Late one evening, you get a call from the campaign manager saying the candidate (of the opposite sex) would like to see you right away in his/her hotel room.
Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you tell someone you are going there or keep it a secret?
What do you wear?

First of all, I would never work in politics cause I’m a very (very) bad liar but that’s not the question. I would go there, work stuff all bringing with me. If the candidate is hot I wouldn’t wear something sloppy and at least not something too revealing. Wouldn’t tell anybody either, why would I? If 
something bad happens to you (killing lets say) the campaign manager knows it. (unless he’s in on it and then you have a problem, but don’t worry the cops will find out)
Anyway if he’s hot I would definitely go there a little more hoping for sex then I would when he wasn’t hot. 

Bonus: What’s the best invitation you’ve received? Why is it memorable?

I’m not sure, maybe the best invitation is yet to come! Although the invitation to a premiere of a movie is pretty fun and memorable I guess. Especially it’s a rock’n roll kinda after party. 
I’m hoping for the new best invitation though, I’m pretty sure it will come along!

TMI Making no sense (at all)

By On December 5, 2011 In TMI With 5 Comments Permanent Link to TMI Making no sense (at all)Permalink

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
 Tricky one, I would certainly want to be a stylish car but not too posh. Of course a nice car has nice curves, just like me 😉 Also elegance is a must in a car. Of course thinking of an elegant car you can only come up with this: 

 The Ferrari 458 Italia

2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
 I would definitely hide it in my parents barn, if a car and caravan fit in there, an elephant certainly will too.

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
Eat anything that will involve me chewing much or opening my mouth much. Yes I’m still hating my dentist right now, thanks to new fillings I still have trouble eating hard stuff. 

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
I think it was about 3 days, but that’s my maximum. Usually I shower every day cause I got hair with an attitude. Don’t think 3 days is that shocking or anything, I bet that can be beaten easily.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
 This one made me really dig in my memory cause I’m not a real prankster and when people try it on me I can see it coming from miles away. Not to mention I’m not easy to scare. I can tell you a great one I did for April’s fools with my dad though. The prank I did was the following: 
My dad always ate bread in the morning and sometimes my mum made some for him. When nobody was looking I exchanged the cheese for a piece of napkin on his sandwich and unknowingly he ate the whole sandwich. His face was pretty fun when I told him he just ate part of a napkin.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
Even though I am a woman, gossiping isn’t really my thing and I’m really stressing my brain thinking about what kind of gossip I know. All I can think of is that one of my high school friends is getting married but I got a card in the mail announcing that so not really gossip if the people spread it themselves.

TMI Fun(ny) stuff!

By On December 1, 2011 In TMI With No Comments Permanent Link to TMI Fun(ny) stuff!Permalink

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

Hmm a tricky one, cause there is a difference between nerds and nerd. From the cute, sweet, funny nerd that makes me happy and the not so clean one with no sense of fun and jokes. But if I take my bf (yes he’s a real nerd) as example for nerds, nerds make me happy! (and also horny sometimes)

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

Also tricky, even though I look great in dresses with my long pretty legs. I would still go for talent. Even if that means that I would at least take some singing lessons to pull it off.  And no I’m not gonna prove it, I’m shy and don’t have a need for everybody to hear it 😉

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

Of course everything about me is eye candy but I’ve got to say that I can distract people pretty good with my boobs and legs. Only thing that I could think of as an eyesore may be my feet, they are the reason I have a pair of correction soles.

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

Totally ignoring the fact that I don’t have a penis, I would have to go for the straight laced detective. Just because I immediately pictured myself all laced up in a corset with some high heels and a hat.

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

I think it would depend on what kind of dog food, dry food I would be able to stand but if it would be that gooey disgusting stuff I’d rather get shot in the knee. 

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

I would go commando, even though the chances of crappy myself before I’m old and might have to wear diapers again, are zero. I go commando all the time, especially in the summer, even with dresses and all.

TMI What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?

By On November 27, 2011 In TMI With 2 Comments Permanent Link to TMI What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?Permalink

I know, it might be a bit late but I wanted to add my belated TMI (even though it’s Sunday at the moment)

1. Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s?
Definitely Ben & Jerry’s but then again I’m not that familiar with Haagen-Dazs and it’s difficult to find in supermarkets here. 
2. What is always in your refrigerator?
At least some milk, butter and eggs. Mainly cause you can do a lot of stuff with them and it’s nice to have some ready if you’re hungry 😉
3. What’s your worst kitchen disaster?
I don’t have that big kitchen disasters, but one time I had to put a home made pizza in the oven while my mum was out. Cause it was hot the pizza got out of the low plate and I ended up putting it in a lasagna bowl.We had more liquid pizza then usual but it was still worth eating.
4. Favorite kitchen gadget?
The mixer and the blender, definitely something everybody needs in their kitchen.
5. What was your last meal? Did you like it?
My last real meal was mashed potatoes with carrots and peas and some baked cod bits (fish) I had 2 of my wisdom teeth removed so it had to be not to hard and to chewy for me to eat. And yes I did like it, even though I would love to eat something more hard and be able to chew properly.
6. What’s your favorite cookie?
I have a few favorite cookies cause be honest, cookies are tasty! My favorite is the one I call my own subway cookie with white chocolate bits in it. But it’s more tasty then the subway cookie (they are nice and soft on the inside and not hard). I call them my evil cookies and only make them for special occasions cause they will vanish in no-time. Not only do I make them with white chocolate pieces, but also with milk chocolate and even with M&M’s.
I also like chocolate chip cookies and most other cookies. 

In case you are curious about the recipe, I will share the recipe for The  Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza
Don’t worry you can find it on my blog on 7 December. So you can make your own creation for Christmas, or just because 😉 

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