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TMI: Big? Tight?

1. Can a penis be too big?

Eventually you’ll reach a point of a penis being too big because the human body can only stretch so far. Had a case of wow that was a little wider than I expected but otherwise I haven’t made the acquaintance yet of one that is too big. And yes I do love them big.

2. Can a vagina be too tight?

Probably yes. I know I can be tight but add a waterfall of moist to that and tight isn’t a problem?

3. Does playing with fake tits give you the same satisfaction and response as fondling real breasts?

So far my only fake tit experience goes to tit stress balls and I suppose it’s not the same. I still prefer fondling butts (hehe) and penises over breasts though, no matter if they’re real or not.

4. Fill in the blank: I prefer ____ over having sex.

I definitely prefer snuggles and cuddling over having sex. I can be lazy sometimes so cuddling works just fine to be close to someone.

5. If a stranger offered you 30 USD to lick your boots or shoes, while you are wearing them, would you accept? If no, how much money would it take for you to accept the offer?

That would totally depend on the situation I’m in and whether the person offering me money looks rich or not. If someone would offer me it on the spot I’ll probably say yes, random person on the internet yeah no. Worst case scenario: my boots/shoes get a good clean and can be wiped afterwards and I have 30 USD. Definitely don’t see the harm in that one.

If you would like to see more of TMI Tuesday and see what other people have answered, just go over to the TMI blog and find out!

TMI: Sex, seriously?

1. Do you think being a sex worker is as legitimate a work option as being an accountant?

Well of course it is. Here in the Netherlands sex workers pay taxes like everyone else, so why shouldn’t it be?

2. Which of these rules would you follow if your lover had to have it followed in order to be aroused:
a. wear socks while having sex
b. have the lights on during sex
c. have the TV playing, volume up while having sex
d. the room must be in complete darkness to have sex

The most annoying one would be C, because that certainly will be distracting. Had sex one time with Indiana Jones and the temple of doom playing in the background. That bitch screams a hell of a lot.

The others, I wouldn’t care much about. Unless they are white socks, those are just waiting for a ban. A sock gap isn’t that bad. Actually with women it helps with with orgasms if your feet are warm.

3. You must plan an evening of sex with your lover. Tell us what you’ve planned for the evening.

The whole evening hmmm. Totally depends on the kind of lover though. But one can always start with a full body massage. Lots of cuddling and kisses. Lots of teasing. More teasing. Rope, Doxy, blindfold, more teasing. Sex! I usually just improvise though because I can easily start having a laughing fit I can’t get out anymore.

4. Rule: If one of you is in the mood for sex and the other is not, you give the other 24 hours to ‘get in the mood’ before masturbating. Would this work in for you or in your relationship–why or why not?

Definitely not, pressure would be a bad thing in that case. Takes all the spontaneous fun out of it.

5. Apparently, even though it is the year 2016, some folks still have a “number” that delineates another person from being normal and liking sex versus being promiscuous. What is THAT number for you? According to a recent U.K. report more than 15 sexual conquests for a man can be off-putting, while more that 14 sexual encounters for a woman may give a potential suitor pause.

My count so far is over 20. For me there is no number. Also, nothing wrong with being confident about sex and taking what you want. Promiscuous for the win!

Bonus: How was your weekend?

Oooh well it was lots of fun, I did have quite a bit of fun at a kinky play party. Had a lovely boy to tease and made him do things that he didn’t expect he would dare in public. In short, fun and progress 😉

TMI: Let’s get serious

  1. What are you most afraid of?

This is a tricky one. I’m generally pretty fearless but I’d have to go with my own mind. I daily battle my own mind to stay positive and keep going. Especially structuring my time when at home, is hard.

  1. Do you believe in life after death?

Not really. It could be amusing though if there was something, especially being a ghost I could have fun.

  1. What is your purpose?

I wish I knew. This pretty much changes a lot. There are a lot of things I would love to do, see and experience. What I want in life is do something I enjoy and love. Besides that I’m always happy to help people. The best purpose I can think of for myself; to be grand.

  1. Where are you going?

I have no idea. That is both scary and thrilling to think about. After all, life happens while you’re busy planning it. As long I have the determination to keep going I will see where life takes me.

  1. Do you fear hell? Why or why not?

Nope, depending on how strict the rules are, that’s where the fun people are at. Besides, my kind of hell is one that I’ve been to; music festivals. Once and never again, definitely the way to make me go crazy.

  1. Do you feel free?

Sometimes. I am lucky to have parents who support me and have the ability to get me through rough times. I know I can do whatever I want but finding what makes me happy and doesn’t bore me is more difficult for me.

Bonus: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when asking where is the bathroom?

Definitely a good one, I totally want to do this now. Admit it, you know you want to now as well. I definitely did the ‘omg I have to pee soo bad I can’t stand normally with my hands in my crotch’ but I haven’t asked for a bathroom like that. Would sound like something I would do.

If you would like to see more of TMI Tuesday and see what other people have answered, just go over to the TMI blog and find out!

Liebster Randomness

So ILB was curious if I would actually do this so here goes. That is what happens if you say something only slightly like a challenge. Yes I’m competitive like that.

So this is the part where I have to share 11 random facts about me. Enjoy!

1. I don’t eat blue M&M’s, they make me go weird and hyper so I avoid those for my own good.

2. I can speak 5 languages.

3. I’ve sung Wonderwall once on a podium, live, only 2 hours of preparation, with about 200 people as audience and just a guitarist. We had to start over twice. Only once by me because I forgot the lyrics.

4. Relaxing is not one of my strong points, especially with a brain that goes all kinds of places on its own.

5. Answering emails is the worst thing ever for me. I forget, they get lost in my inbox, I don’t know what to say when my brain is fried.

6. I’m extremely shy when it comes to hitting on women or being hit on by women. Yes I’m a total dork when it comes to that.

7. I don’t actively follow the news, it’s just too depressing and I have enough things on my mind to worry about already without it.

8. I’m really competitive. Really Competitive. See how I’m doing this and not ignoring it like most of these things? That’s because ILB challenged me by saying ‘just to see if she will.’

9. Snacks seem to vanish in thin air around me. Even sugary ones. Not sure why.

10. I love bad B or C movies. They are the best!

11. I sleep kiss. Yes. Happens a lot that my boyfriend goes out of bed before me and I apparently kiss him while I’m still asleep.

Some fun questions from ILB himself!

一 Why did you decide to start a sex blog, in five words or less?

Because I wanted to.

二 What’s your favourite subgenre of porn, if you have one, and why? Give us an example.

Well I’m quite kinky and devious but I don’t watch porn.

三 British music or American music?

Dutch music. Yes I’m that rebelious. But that’s mostly because I don’t have a real preference between Britisch and American music. Both have their merits and good artists that I like but I will always love certain Dutch music more.

四 Think of an adjective to describe your best orgasms.

Tricky

五 Hold it now, and watch me hoodwink; does it make you stop, think?

I’ll admit, I had to look this one up. I do like the Aquaman reference!

六 Have you ever seen an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? What did you think of it?

I haven’t seen it, supposedly it’s quite scary though…

七 If you had to choose one single sex act for the rest of your life, which can’t be penetrative sex, what would it be?

I’d go for masturbation, since that way I at least have orgasms for the rest of my life.

八 Faith, hope or charity?

I feel like this questions needs more context or explanation but I think I would go with faith because you can do a lot with faith. Especially having faith in your own capabilities can get you a long way.

九 If you want to be horny, what’s the first thought that pops into your head? Why specifically that one?

Yeah… with my ADD, anything can pop into my head. If I want to be horny the first thought is what to read if I want to masturbate or I’ll go find my boyfriend.

十 Are you, have you ever been, or were you raised as, a follower of a religious or spiritual belief?

Not really, unless you count Sunday school. I went to a public school where they taught us all kinds of things about all different kinds of religion. Otherwise, if you want to put me in a box, I would be an atheist.

十一 Complete the following quote however you wish: “Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice and lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water’s great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song shall fail: thus the Earth shall turn to ash. Oh, chosen one, bring together these treasures three: their power combined tames…”

the fury of them all. (Yeah I’m bad at this, obviously)

 

Normally this is the part where you nominate others and make up some questions for them, but me being rebellious I decided not to. You can feel free to steal questions and make up your own. Just because it’s fun to know random things!

 

TMI: Into the dungeons

You are headed out for a night of kinky exploration in the TMI dungeon… Which are you most likely to do:

1. At the Cock ‘n’ Ball torture (cbt) station, are you more likely to be a sadist doing the ball busting & twisting or are you more likely to have your balls beaten?

Definitely would be doing the kicking and busting.

2. The TMI dungeon has a “bedroom” with a window to the world where anyone in the dungeon can watch you having sex. Which will you be, the voyeur watching people have sex or the exhibitionist in the bed getting it on hot ‘n’ heavy?

Both of course!

3. You need a stereotypical outfit to wear to the dungeon. Which will you wear?
Top: Spiked collar or leather chest harness?
And
Bottom: Ass-less chaps or leather thong

First of all, there is no stereotypical outfit to go to a dungeon with. Second of all; no, no, no and no. I don’t even own stuff like that. I would wear either my uniform or my corset with a sexy outfit.

4. Time for some impact play. Which would you prefer? Why?
Pick one from each set.

Set 1: flogger or whip?

At the moment flogger because I won’t poke an eye out if I use it. If I had the skills, definitely the whip.
Set 2: paddle or bare-handed spanking?

I recently did a nice bit of spanking with a paddle and even though bare-handed is also fun, I would go with the paddle. Love the whack sound!
Set 3: cane or crop?

Haven’t tried a cane yet so I would have to say crop. I am pretty sure I would love canes though. Because they are awesome….

5. Bondage. You have the choice of being restrained and mercilessly ‘used’ by a fucking machine while others watch or being strapped to St. Andrews cross and touched, groped, tickled, and made to tingle by strangers visiting the dungeon on this evening. What’s your pleasure? Why?

Just these two options? I would much rather do the fucking and do the groping! Either way the St. Andrews cross sounds more fun!

 

Bonus: At work, whom do you most resemble?
a. Dominant/Mistress/Top
b. Submissive/bottom
c. A switch
d. naughty boy/girl aka brat

A. I am strict but fair. But I do like to joke around and goof off just like anybody else.

If you would like to see more of TMI Tuesday and see what other people have answered, just go over to the TMI blog and find out!

TMI: Random Sh*t

1. If you had to be trapped inside a movie for 5 days, which movie would you pick?

Mmm tricky one, I love a lot of different movies. But always the one that springs to mind would be Moulin Rouge at the moment. Who doesn’t want to walk around in those amazing costumes?

2. Who is starring in the movie of your life?

Me of course! Or maybe Milla Jovovich…. she’s awesome!

3. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck but my favorite in Norwegian is ‘fitte trine’ (if I wrote it correctly) meaning pussy face.

4. What word or phrase do you say most often during sex?

That would probably be….. harder.

5. What word or phrase are you tired of hearing during sex?

‘I’m coming’ geez really? Like I can’t see that 😉

6. What word or phrase do you like to hear during sex?

Anything sexy/dirty/hot will do, I love dirty talk.

Bonus:  Which sex profession would you attempt? You must pick one. Tell us why you made that choice.

Depending on how you would define sex profession, I would go with Pro-Domme. It would be so much fun!

If you would like to see more of TMI Tuesday and see what other people have answered, just go over to the TMI blog and find out!